IMPORTANT COLD WEATHER WARNING
government warning said that anyone travelling in icy conditions should take a shovel, blankets or sleeping bag, extra clothing including a scarf hat and gloves.
Also a 24 hour supply of food and drink, a de-icer, rock salt, torch & spare batteries. In addition they should take a safety triangle, tow rope, petrol can, first aid kit & jump leads..
I looked like a right idiot on the bus this morning!
My mum always used to say “60 is the new 30”. Lovely woman… banned from driving.
There were 2 snowmen in a field, one said to the other “Can you smell Carrots”.
I asked my wife to embrace her mistakes. She gave me a hug.
Never laugh at your Partners choices… you’re one of them.
My Partner was complaining last night that I never listen to them. Or something like that anyway…
If you’re not supposed to eat at night, why is there a light bulb in the refrigerator?
A recent study has found that women who carry a little extra weight live longer than the men who mention it.
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